February 2012
35 posts
A more desirable option for the government
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move...
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"Hey Stephen, I've been holding back these...
…such as Happy Valentine’s day, you da best. <3  Also thank you for having the same name as Taylor Swift’s new boy. 
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The Beatles: And when I touch you I feel happy inside. It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Guns n Roses: She's got a smile it seems to me. Reminds me of childhood memories. Where everything. Was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see her face. She takes me away to that special place.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
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Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were? Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. Teacher: Me: teacher: what? Me: what?
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January 2012
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Click this and become enlightened. →
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“Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now,...”
– Stephen Colbert (via alyssany)
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“I see you everywhere, in the stars, in the river, to me you’re everything that...”
– Virginia Woolf  
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